My goal for the month of October is to celebrate the delicious holiday that it holds. What terrifies you? What do you think of this piece? Please comment below.
Darkened streets and shaded lights promised a fright night that would
never be forgotten. Should I choose to participate, gearing up proved
essential. I slipped out of the attire of an everyday mortal then paused.
Clothed only in my underclothes, I double-checked the door. Finding the lock
securely in place, I turned to the items waiting on my bed.
A black spandex unitard with long sleeves lay next to a shimmering
silver chest plate. I grinned and slipped one leg and then the other into the
spandex. With a little adjustment to the arms, I could swing my arms freely.
The chest plate came to rest against my boney sternum, which brought a grin to
my face. I gently rubbed short, slender fingers along my newfound abs. I
slipped the mask down over my head, tucking a few stray hairs under the cap.
Then I surveyed the new me with a critical eye.
“Time to take out some bad guys.” I straightened my spine, stretching
to my full height and replacing my smile with a stern look.
“Johnny, hurry up.” My mother’s impatient wail reverberated up the
stairs.
In answer to the summons of my commissioner, I thundered down the
stairs. I stopped when I reached the bottom to strike a pose. My mother laughed
and patted me on the head. I stepped away from her, gently running one hand
along my mask to make sure it remained in place.
“Come on, you.” She offered me a fanged smile as she tossed back her
cloak and pulled open the door.
As we stepped out into the twilight of horror, she offered standard
advice about my mission, cautioning me not to walk in the street or get too far
away from her. I shrugged off her advice with a few cursory words of
understanding. Then I slipped out into the throng of imps hiding behind masks.
The wave of rock stars, animals, cowboys, and strange beings carried me along
from house to house.
As the last remnants of sunlight fell victim to the darkness of night,
the adventure truly commenced. In the dim light of porch lights and glowing
pumpkins, I became more aware of the horrors around me. Mouths without faces
twisted into dozens of expressions. Some grinned. Many gaped. Others grimaced.
Lips in shades of purple, green, and red twisted away from broken teeth or
sharp fangs. A few offered a semblance of a scream, but no such sounds
interrupted the soft giggling of the imps who surrounded me.
As I followed one of the imps down the narrow steps of a white house
with peeling paint and cobwebs hanging from every tree and bush on the lawn,
the imp stopped to peer into his bag. I didn’t have time to pause. Attempting
to veer around him, I tripped and fell onto the lawn. As I caught myself,
something squirmed under my hands. Radioactive worms crawled around and through
my fingers. I opened my mouth to scream but managed to squelch my fear just in
time. Superheroes aren’t afraid of worms, even ones that light up the night and
smell vaguely of fruit.
I managed to scramble to my feet despite the squirming worms. As I
lurched forward, soft, silken threads floated out to touch my face. Dark, slimy
spiders hung in the webs that clung to my skin. They didn’t move as I brushed
the webs from my face. I shrugged free of the webs and scurried on to the next
house with a backward glance to make sure the spiders didn’t follow me.
Dense unkempt hedges blocked off the next yard except for a narrow
gate. As my flashlight played along this barrier, shimmering eyeballs caught
the light. As they watched me, I walked faster and looked away from their empty
depths. Soon I rounded the corner toward the next house.
Hurrying footsteps pursued me. I didn’t turn around. I ran. As my short
legs pumped harder and harder, I could feel my pursuer closing the gap.
Finally, a hand closed on my shoulder. I used my last dregs of courage to bite
back a scream.
“Johnny, it’s time to go home.”
I slumped into the bracing hand on my shoulder and turned to face
commissioner mom. She smiled down at me and released my shoulder. I took the
hand she offered me, allowing my bag of goodies to bang against my leg with
every step we took.
The next couple of weeks faded under a sugar haze. My mother tried to
bring me out of it by offering me misshapen bones to eat. She tried to claim
they were collie flowers, but I knew that meant bones even though they looked a
little like albino broccoli. This fact did not enhance their desirability. When
I refused to eat them, she’d grab one from my plate and pop it into her mouth,
crunching happily as I shuddered.
By the time December came, she’d given up on getting me to eat the
bones. Instead, she concocted a new torture. After waiting a half hour in the
waiting room, a woman in lilac scrubs forced me into a machine that whirred
around my head, checking to make sure their unique torture would work on me.
Then I was guided down a narrow hallway to a tiny room with a chair illuminated
by an oversized light. I sat down warily and waited.
The woman in scrubs returned with a tray full of metal instruments of
torture. She talked soothingly as she poked and prodded with her metal picks.
She even allowed me to pick the flavor of my torture paste before filling my
mouth with almost bubble gum that left a gritty residue in my mouth. When she
finished, she told me to stay seated and wait some more.
Soon, an old man with a short, grey beard joined me and smiled as he
looked at his clipboard. “Your mother tells me you’ve been enjoying a lot of
sweets over the past couple of months.”
I nodded my head as he leaned in and peered into my mouth. “Looks like
you need a little more work here.”
“No.” I assured him.
He laughed softly and reached for something out of my range of sight. “You
knew this was going to happen.”
He laughed again, a slightly maniacal laugh. Then the whir of the drill
started and I passed out.
I'm sure our many dentists friends would enjoy this one! Shelby
ReplyDeleteIndeed! Maybe I should have tagged them on my post. Hahaha!
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