My reflection gazes back at me nervously from the glass. I
force a wide grin and trace my lips with red grease paint, accentuating pulling
the corners up my smile toward my ears. As I finish, I flash another toothy
grin. Then my eyes wander across the rest of my features. Beads of sweat dot my
pale forehead. I blot them away and generously apply white grease paint. I move
downward, gently tracing around my rouged smile. When I finish, my own face disappears,
replaced by Daisy, the sweet clown with the bright orange, Gerber daisy
encircling her left eye.
“You’re ready for this,” I pause for emphasis,
“Valedictorian.”
I gently push the red foam circle of my chosen profession
over my nose. The year 2016 sprawls across its surface in thin, glittery
script. I step out of my private dressing room.
A tiny red car, the child of a Smart car and a Volkswagen Beetle,
greets me. I plop down behind the oversized steering wheel, squeezing my humongous
shoes into place to push on the gas pedal. As I lean forward, I bump the horn.
A blast of excited beeps, wails, and whistles erupts around me. Fueled by the
clamor, I drive wildly toward the center ring where our graduating class awaits
my wise words.
I release a lever and shoot out of the top of the car,
landing on a trampoline covered in pillows. When I finally manage to gain
control of my bouncing, I bounce to the edge of the trampoline and jump
gracefully to the ground. I step behind the neon green podium, kicking away
more than a few errant banana peels.
Dozens of ghostly faces gaze back at me. Most wear
exaggerated smiles, some weep cheerfully, while a few in the back freeze the
blood in my veins. Someday, they might channel their clown genius toward a more
attainable goal like heavy metal music, inspiring horror writers, and keeping
little kids on the straight and narrow path.
“Sorry, I couldn’t slip in sooner,” I begin with a pointed
look at another slimy banana peel that sails through the air to land on the
podium, “But I didn’t reach the top of the class by falling prey to substandard
pranks.
“Top of the class. Top of the totem pole. Driver of the
tiniest car in existence. This is what I aspired for. This what I attained.”
A chorus of honks echoes across the assembled crowd.
“Thank you for that. I know we all learned the same jokes,
slipped on the same banana peels, and covered our faces with the same grease
paint, but the future holds more than that for each of us. You may not be
valedictorian, but you are something better…”
A silent hush falls as smiling faces focus on me, anticipating
the promise I am about to offer.
“You are the hope of tomorrow. You are the reason children will
laugh through their tears or cry in their beds. You are the smiling faces that keep
the bulls from goring unwanted riders and sell circus peanuts though they aren’t
real nuts like us.
“You are the next generation of clowns. When children mourn
their lost chance to see elephants on parade, you will cheer them up. When tiny
cars need dozens of passengers, you will fill them. When tiny pools beg to be
dived into from hundreds of feet up, you will take that dive…”
I pause, clasping my hands together and stretching my body
as if I am about to make that fabulous leap.
“And the world will laugh with you. Go forth and bring
hysterics to the world.”
Exaggerated laughter fills the air. Foam noses fill the air.
Water sprays from dozens of brightly colored flowers. I step back from the
podium.
“Ack.” I squeal as I slide backwards to land on my backside
to an even louder, unfeigned round of laughter.
I owed someone some fiction and I had some writing prompts begging for attention. I hope you enjoy.
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