Wednesday, February 5, 2025

February Surprise [FICTION]

I know. I know. Somehow between the holidays, the flu I was gifted for Christmas, the new year, and life in general, I have continued to be a horrible writing slacker. But Writer's Digest has kindly reminded me that flash fiction exists and issued a challenge to practice this form every day this month. I won’t post every day. I don’t want to make your expectations too high, but I will post. Hopefully, on Fridays. Enjoy.


Day 1: Last Garden


So green. So lush. I could happily become lost here. And I have. The subtle scents of different flowers combine into a perfume so intoxicating that it lulls me into letting go of my fears and worries. Yet something still tickles at the back of my mind. 


“Edgar,” I call out, remembering I did not enter this haven alone.


I turn a corner amongst the maze of greenery and see him. With his back to me, I might mistake him for a younger man if it weren’t for the slope of his shoulders. I walk toward him, reaching out my hand as I approach to place it gently on one slumped shoulder as I step beside him to see what he sees.


Soft mounds covered in tiny flowers mar the otherwise flat paths and beds of this serene place.


“So peaceful,” he whispers.


“A nap then?” I ask.


He nods and takes my hand as we lower our aged knees down to the earth and then snuggle together, breathing in the aroma of peace. As my eyes softly close, I realize no other noise breaks the peace but our soft breathing.   


Day 2: Retirement Troupe


Padding gracefully over to inspect the elegant silk curtains in soft sky blue silk, the woman pulls them closer together. As she grips them midway with hands still strong and calloused, the long toes of one foot curl around fabric closer to the floor. A woman in dark blue scrubs approaches swiftly. She gently places a hand on the older woman’s shoulder before she can take leave of the ground.


“We don’t do that anymore.”


“You never did,” sad, dark eyes survey the woman before her, “But if you tried, you’d understand.”


A nervous laugh escapes the younger woman, “We will never know. Come back to your friends.”


She places gentle hands on the other’s wrist and elbow and guides her back to a sturdy rounded table. 


“Aw, let Gracie have some fun,” one of the men protests as nimble fingers fan out a deck of cards before him.


“She had her fun,” a woman with carefully coiffed grey curls mutters, trying to straighten her stooped back as she eyes the other woman with acidic eyes.


Gracie grins as she pulls her arm free and dances to the empty chair on the other side of the dealer, “and I plan to have more. Deal me in, Sam.”


The orderly shakes her head, letting her eyes rove once more over the troupe of troublemakers before heading back to her perch behind the counter.


Day 3: Caught


One moment frozen in time. Had I been there, I would know what came before and after. But I only enter the moment through this faded snapshot, so my imagination chooses the story.


The young man with dark hair and pale eyes, holds the dog close to his chest like a dearest friend. Tears stream down his cheeks. The dog’s tongue hangs in midair. Is he offering a kiss? Or licking away salty sadness? 


My mind decides. The frozen figures begin to move. The dog leans in to lick the man’s cheek. The man responds by weeping unabashedly.


“I miss her so much.”


The dog whimpers before resuming his gentle kisses. The man falls into silence except for his sobs. They remain like this for some time before the man wrinkles his nose and pulls away from his furry comforter.


“You don’t have a home do you, buddy?”


The dog barks agreement.


“So Elle sent you to me?”


No verbal response follows this. Instead, dark brown eyes peer into lighter ones, conveying deeper meaning than begging for a treat. At last, the connection breaks as the man stands up. His new friend wags his tail but remains seated. The man turns toward him.


“Want to come home with me?”


The dog rises, panting happily as he falls into step with his new master.


The man’s hand falls to the dog’s head, “I hope you like the name Elliott,” adding, “and baths,” as he scratches gently behind mud-caked ears


Day 4: Sadness


Why do you do this to yourself?” He thrusts a tissue into her hands.


She shrugs. After dabbing at her eyes, she noisily blows her nose. Gripping the soiled paper tightly in her fist, she turns her eyes back to the television.


He sighs and reaches for the remote, “you have work soon…”


She grabs the remote from his hand and responds with her voice cracking, “I need to know what is going on in the world.”  


“But you’re in no condition to drive as it is…” He huffs exasperation.


“I’ll be fine before I have to leave.”


He looks down at her skeptically before glancing back at the television, “I don’t think you will be.”


The plaintive tune of a familiar song fills the air. Her eyes remain riveted to the screen as images appear. He hands her a box of tissues.


“We’re carpooling,” he declares, “this commercial makes you weep more than the news.”

Friday, January 24, 2025

Survivor [RANT] [POETRY]

I know I have been remiss, but, like a friend’s son, I am a flu survivor. If you got flu A this year and felt like a slug or a sloth for a couple of weeks afterward, you know where I am coming from. I was gifted this fine gift and it came to fruition Christmas Day and kept on giving. Don’t worry. I am feeling better this week. I even started arranging items in my newly remodeled kitchen and my front room, which only got new flooring but ended up needing rearranged as well. In the meantime, all my dear muse has given me is a couple of poems, which I will share with you for you to whet your appetites for what I hope shall be a year for words in masterpiece form.


All My Excuses 


All my excuses fall on deaf ears

No one can hear through a barrage of tears

That is not what they want to find here

They need more words to hold dear 

Every excuse keeps back that fiction

Which can become both cure and addiction

So forgive the remiss and wait a bit more

For Muse to inspire as before


What Dream Is This?


We meet here, no prying eyes to fear

Castle by the roadside, friends who hide

Because before we knew, someone else loved you

But we’re just friends, amity never ends

At declaration of old adoration

Then lights catch me, before I can see

Where you are, I know this car

How did he know we had chose this place to be

His eyes cannot disguise

Disappointment that I dared to deny

Unspoken request, old lover’s behest

That your friend I can’t be as he introduced you and me

Sunday, December 1, 2024

That’s A Wrap… [RANT]

Until next year when we do it all again. I considered just throwing the last of my gratitudes on Friday’s post but I didn’t want to dampen your gratitude for an actual bit of fiction to usher in the joy of this most glorious holiday of light, love, and laughter.

Day 23: Being able to help people access information about their ancestors. Did you know there is a FamilySearch Center near you?

Day 24: My toes. They may be mad at me today after I walked 3.15 hours, but I still love those extra long little buggers. 

Day 25: People who keep their commitments, particularly when those commitments need fulfilled before the next step can be accomplished.

Day 26: When my dear darling babies sleep in over holiday breaks because no matter how hard I try to keep them happy, the chaos starts after they wake up. I know I am supposed to be grateful for the chaos, but who is perfect enough for that? Seriously, if it is you, share your secrets!

Day 27: Pumpkin pie. Even before I eat it, I know I will be happy when it is in my tummy.

Day 28: Friends who let me invade their house and pet their kitties.

Day 29: Pie for breakfast. Hobbits live by the happiness of our taste buds and the fullness of our bellies. It keeps us jolly.

Day 30: Reminders of how deeply loved I am. (John 3:16, anyone?)


So how did my November goals end?


I got 300,000 steps. I attribute this to no one wanting to chase me down to interrupt me as I wandered up and down hills.


I was 15,000 words short on my writing goal, but I have the start of at least four fascinating pieces, one of which is a novel. So GOAL 1 of December: Work on the bones of an idea that I started in November and bring my idea to life.


GOAL 2 of December: Work on the shorter pieces that popped into my head. They seem like good pieces to have reviewed by my writer’s group because…


GOAL 3 of December: Make time to meet up with other writers because clearly some of them are doing something right.


GOAL 4 of December: Get my Christmas cards out sooner rather than later.


GOAL 5 of December: Be better at being a light to the world.


GOAL 6 of December: Get my kitchen in order, which requires it to be finished first.


Every month is a busy month when one is known as Mom. My kids’ school even wants me to make sure my kids to wear specific items of clothing for each of the fifteen days of school this month. Thanks, administrators, we didn’t have enough to do.

Friday, November 29, 2024

Noël Hotel [FICTION]

I woke with a craving for one more slice of pumpkin pie. No matter how much I stuff myself at dinner, I always wake up starving sometime between dinner and breakfast. On the good years, I can hold off and have pie for breakfast as I hide from the enthusiastic shoppers trying to nail down the best deals the local stores have to offer. With so many stores closing down lately, I shudder to think of the hordes descending on the few remaining brick and mortar bastions of holiday joy. I don’t need the cheery carols meant to keep those crowds of shopper in line, however, because my Christmas joy arrives at my doorstep uninvited the day after Thanksgiving.

Had I looked at the clock, I would have just rolled back over and resisted the urge for one little nosh with a heap of whipped cream on top. I didn’t realize that Thanksgiving was firmly in our rearview mirror when I stumbled down the stairs with my hair awry and my pajamas askew.


As I plated a piece of pie and reached into the fridge for the bright red spray bottle of happiness, I froze. Had I heard it? It couldn’t be. I glanced at the clock: 12:01. 


“Oh no,” I mumbled, closing my eyes tight, “I’m not ready.”


“I can see that, mom, but you’re still lovely,” a saccharine voice greeted me from the area of my kneecap. “You are going to need another container of the whip.”


I slowly opened my eyes and looked down in time to see a tiny little man clad in green begin climbing up one of the stools to my kitchen counter. He planted himself happily in front of my slice of pumpkin pie and plunked a chubby little finger into its middle. That finger then went into his mouth.


“Delicious, but where is my whip?” He doffed his peaked hat, placing it gently on the counter next to the pie plate to reveal his pointed ears.


I sighed and sprayed a slightly ungenerous dollop of whipped cream onto his, formerly my, pie. He gave me a quizzical look, but my face convinced him that I wasn’t to be trifled with unless he was going to make me a trifle for a change. I watched him wolf down pumpkin deliciousness and ruled out that idea—he’d just eat the components to a good trifle instead of layering them into a thing of beauty and deliciousness.


As the last crumb of pie disappeared, he looked up to me with a huge grin, “Thanks, mom. You always know how to make a fella feel welcome.”


I stared at him, holding back the tart reply that I wished he didn’t feel so comfortable in my home. He took my silence as tacit encouragement.


“So what else do you have for me?”


I threw my hands up in the air, “What do I have for you?”


“Yes?”


“A list of cleaning projects you should plan to do this year instead of taking over my house and leaving a mess for me?”


“A mess for you?”


“Glitter. Foil. Shreds of wrapping paper…” I started.


He raised a hand to stop me, “Oh. I see. You don’t want me to leave mementos of my visit around the house to make you miss me. I can do that.”


After a few seconds of staring at him silently as he hefted the can of whipped cream and sprayed some into his mouth, I turned slowly, announcing firmly, “I’m going back to bed.”


“Sweet peppermint dreams, mom,” he called out to my back, chasing his comment with another hit of the whipped cream.


~~


The next morning, I woke to the sweet giggles of my babies downstairs and the delectable scent of a breakfast I didn’t make wafting up from the kitchen. I pulled on my robe and slipped my feet into slippers that felt different than normal. Looking down, I beheld feet clad in green velvet comfort with toes that curled up toward me. I frowned down at the bells on their very tips and took a few tentative steps. I breathed a sigh of relief and leaned over to feel that the bells were as soft and silent as the rest of my new apparel.


As I padded down the stairs, the intoxicating aroma drew me into the kitchen. Even the sound of Christmas carols dominating the room couldn’t turn me back as my stomach grumbled and reminded me that I had never eaten my midnight pie last night. My mind gently pointed out that maybe, for that reason alone, I should be more patient with my holiday guest. Rounding the corner prompted it to offer a second reason.


Elfis stood at my usual spot before the stove. Of course, he stood on a step stool, but he worked just as fervently as I ever had to keep all the pans on the stove cooking food to perfection. One held bacon, another had eggs, and the one receiving the main portion of his attention held pancakes speckled with red and dark brown.


“Here she comes, the hardest worker in the world: a mom,” he announced as he glanced over his shoulder and his eyes rested upon me. 


I paused, taking in the rest of the scene before my eyes. My children huddled over plates that clearly had already been filled with food, shoveling the last bites happily into their mouths. My husband looked up from a similar plate to smile at me and pat the stool next to him.


“Don’t worry, mom, I am making a batch fresh so you can have as much as you want,” Elfis waggled his eyebrows at me, “And then I have a surprise for you…”


“Oh do you?” I interrupted as my eyes assessed the number of dishes already in the sink and those soon to join them.


“I do. A beautiful surprise and then I shall wash the dishes, which may be a surprise you would prefer.”


I blinked slowly. When I opened my eyes, a plate piled with modest portions of bacon, eggs, and peppermint chocolate chip pancakes sat before me. I took a deep inhale. My husband nodded encouragingly, and I took a tentative bite. Finally, something the little elf did that didn’t instantly irk me. He grinned at me and removed the festive tea towel he had fashioned into an elf-sized apron. Underneath, he wore a new fashion accessory, a candy cane striped holster for a microphone. He drew his weapon of choice and jumped up on the opposite end of the counter from me to appreciative applause from my family.


“This is for you, Mom,” he said with a wink.


“Since Thanksgiving passed me by,

Well, my thoughts have a new place to dwell

Well, it's down at the end of Cocoa Street

At Noël Hotel


“Where it'll be, it'll be so snowy, baby

Well, it’s so snowy

It'll be so snowy, I could fly


“Although it's always crowded

You still can find cocoa

For peppermint lovers

Or another winter’s glow


“It'll be, it'll be so snowy, baby

It'll be so snowy

It’s so snowy, you could fly


“Now, the bellhop's singin’ carols

And the desk clerk's dressed in red

Well, they've been so long on Cocoa Street

They'll never, never look back


“And it gets so, it gets so snowy, baby

Well, it is so snowy

It’s so snowy, you could fly


“Well, now, if your cocoa leaves you

And you need to warm a spell

Well, sing a carol down Cocoa Street

To Noël Hotel


“Where you will be, you will be, you'll be so snowy, baby

Well, you will be snowy

You'll be so snowy, you could fly”


He paused here to dance for us, shaking his hips in a way I still found more disturbing than provocative, particularly as it made the bells on the ends of his shoes jingle merrily. Then he resumed:


“Although it's always crowded

You still can find cocoa

For peppermint lovers

Or another winter’s glow


“Where they get so, they get so snowy, baby

Well, they're so snowy

They'll be so snowy, they could fly.”


I giggled as one child turned to the other and asked, “Is he singing about skiing?”


Elfis didn’t laugh. He just shook his candy can microphone disapprovingly our way. That resulted in more hysterical laughter and holiday cheer pouring out into the room.