Showing posts with label church. Show all posts
Showing posts with label church. Show all posts

Sunday, November 14, 2021

Children’s Church [PREACHY]

 I saw a meme the other day that told people to bring their children to church because how else will they keep the pews full. While it isn’t an invalid argument, it isn’t the first one I would make to bring children to church. I can think of many better reasons.


  1. If you don’t take your children to church, you aren’t making it to church either. After having each of my children, I didn’t got to church for a few weeks. I know how irresistible those newborn faces are and I know that people can be sick without knowing it. I wasn’t taking that risk with my tiny hobbits. Of course, I could read scriptures and watch talks from General Conference to feel the spirit, but it isn’t quite the same as gathering with people who share my beliefs, whether we see eye to eye or not.
  2. Children need to be reminded that they are welcome in the Lord’s house. He wants to see them there and even some of us old grouches enjoy their little voices. As I have rambunctious children of my own, I have seen the eyes turned toward us and the necks craning to see who is making all that noise. I also know that I turn to look at tiny babies who are cooing or crying at their moms. People aren’t always judging you, sometimes we just want to see the cuteness attached to all that noise. I even had a mom apologize to me today as her son tried to climb over the top of the pew. Little did she know, my daughter would spend most of that hour of church trying to crawl under that same pew. Should we really be apologizing for kids being kids?
  3. When you take your children to church and model reverent behavior, they get to learn from you. Even if you feel embarrassed leaning over to answer the awkward questions of your spiritual scholar, you should answer them. And feel free to start the conversation again at home. Our homes should be a house of God, too, don’t you think?
  4. Children will value you what you value. My grandmother loved God and made sure to tell people about it. My mother told me about a song reminding us not to let dust gather on our scriptures. I still carry those bits of testimony with me and they help me feel closer to both of them even though they have both passed away.


And those are just the first four reasons that popped into my head. Why do you take your children to church? I know it isn’t so they can scream out something mildly embarrassing during a prayer, but we take that risk anyway.


Thursday, March 29, 2012

Cancelled...

Today's impending post has been cancelled due to an unnecessary and unwelcome illness. Forgive me?

After much thought and worry, I have crafted a story to fill this gap. Enjoy and feel free to comment. I have reworked this story a couple of times and am curious to get reactions from people who aren't me. Yes, that's you. *applause*

C-A-N-C-E-L-L-E-D

Bold letters painted in red implied the permanence of the crisscrossed boards bearing this message. Imogene’s feet stopped though her hand continued reaching for the door handle. She reserved this time and this place for her communes with God. How could anyone deny her these few moments with her father in Heaven?

Despite the gray hair piled high on her head, she showed surprising strength. As slender fingers wrapped around the doorknob and the muscles in an equally slender arm tightened, the double doors creaked and pulled apart. She peered through the crack into the dim interior of the church.

“Pastor Johnson, are you in there?” Her voice dripped honey as she leaned across the rough boards to call through the opening.

Receiving no response, she released the doorknob. As the door snapped closed, footsteps approached on the loose gravel of the parking lot. Imogene turned to face the tall man walking toward her. He showed two rows of slightly yellow teeth as he removed a wide-brimmed hat.

“Imogene, I thought that was you.”

“I always come to the church on Sunday afternoon, Pastor Johnson. You know that.”

“Yes, well...” He cleared his throat. “I did tell you it wouldn’t be open today.”

“Excuse me.” Imogene placed a hand on each hip and tapped one foot rhythmically.

“I announced last week that we didn’t have the funds to keep the church open.”

“I am sure the tithes cover…”

“Are you?” The pastor placed his hat back on his head, shielding his eyes from the sun and his bare 
head from the old woman’s displeasure.

“They always have in the past.” She crossed her arms.

“Sadly, this is a new time.” The pastor shook his head and turned to walk away.

Short, quick steps carried her to the edge of the porch. “Wait, pastor.”

“Yes?”

“Maybe we could do something since…”

The pastor gazed up at her expectantly.

“…I need my weekly time with God.”

“We all do.” He nodded in agreement, tipping the brim of his hat up to see her face better. “What do 
you propose we do?”

“A bake sale?”

He shook his head.

“A raffle?”

“What would we raffle?”

“Good point.” She stared off into the horizon. “I think I know what to do.”

“Yes?”

“Pray.”

The pastor laughed. “That will help, but I think we need to do some of the work as well. Consider that 
your sermon for today.”

This time when he walked away, he didn’t turn back. Imogene stood staring up at the peeling paint on the church steeple for a while before shuffling home.

After a long night pacing the floors, thumbing through dusty old volumes, and sorting yellowed documents, she finally found the solution. Careful steps brought her back to the closed doors. She leaned against them, ignoring the rough surface of the wood digging into her back.
She didn’t wait long. The pastor’s long legs brought him quickly from his house beside the church. A satisfied smile brightened his face as he almost marched up the steps to tower over her.

“Dear Imogene, have you found a way to save our church?”

“I have, pastor.” The flint of her voice caused the pastor’s smile to waver.

“That’s wonderful.” Though he tried to sound confident, the pastor’s voice wavered under her gaze.

“It is indeed.” Imogene reached into the large pocket of her loose smock dress and pulled out a thin pile of papers, folded in half and yellowed by time. “It is all right here in the charter for the church that my dear husband drew up.”

“Charter?” The smile completely vanished at this revelation.

“Yes. My late husband established this church.” As the pastor continued to regard her disbelievingly, Imogene unfolded the pages, scanning them quickly before continuing. “If the tithes and offerings provided by those who worship in the Farthing Church of Christ fail to provide for the needs of the church, the pastor will open his home as a boarding house to defray costs.”

“That can’t be right.” The pastor reached for the document.

Imogene pulled the papers away from his outstretched hand, scanning the contents again before continuing. “You must realize that the house doesn’t belong to you and the tithes and offerings should go to paying the debts of the church. Any excess funds are intended to help the poor not buy luxuries. I do know about the investment account that my husband set up when he was the pastor.”

The pastor’s eyes darted to the shiny, red Audi parked outside his house as he raised his hand to stop the flow of her words. “I believe I understand.”

“I hope you do. I expect to see these doors open and welcoming next Sunday morning.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

Imogene nodded slightly. “Have a good day, Pastor Johnson.

Tongue-tied, the pastor watched her go.

Shaking her head, Imogene muttered to herself. “That fool thought I’d give him money out of my own pocket. I’ll give him the opportunity to seek new employment at the next board meeting.”

The pastor didn’t hear any of this. While his mind raced through schemes to make this all better, his long strides carried him to the garage.

“I’ll make this right. I should have put the car in here.” He grumbled to himself as he reached for the hammer. “I’ll just open the church and give a moving sermon and all will be forgotten.”

He smiled reassuringly into the side mirror of his car but doubt looked back at him.