Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts

Friday, October 3, 2025

Are We Caught Up Yet? [RANT]

Did I get you all caught up last week? I certainly didn’t get myself caught up. I posted one of three posts I am anticipating for substack before tomorrow. That means, I should be simultaneously updating this site and that one. Even I am not that good. Clones anyone?

My girls made a new friend this weekend. A friend’s son has been a little shy at church, so I suggested he make some friends at church. He suggested we get out kids together. Now my oldest might want to adopt the little fellow. I got told I sound like someone’s grandma in my twenties, so I am prepared for this.


I also tried to get through some of the tasks leftover from last week. Unfortunately, I got into a screaming match with one of my children earlier this week. I do not recommend this as my body sided with her and a disc slipped out of place in my back. Thus I have been slowly working my way through the laundry, dishes, and a million other mom responsibilities while trying to keep sounds of distress trapped behind clenched teeth. Should my family life really feel like a jungle where any sign of weakness will have them leaping on me?


Speaking of wildlife, my baby koala hasn’t been able to lavish affection on me the way that she likes. Her preferred method is to hug me and then wrap her legs around my legs and hang on. Generally, I love this, so I am hoping my back feels better soon, so I can go back to being mama koala.


Since I don’t have anything deeply exciting to share aside from my need to tidy up and prep some activities to keep the tiny humans happy while I listen to General Conference (more on that hopefully arriving on substack later), I shall let you return to your regularly scheduled activities. Keep catching up. We’ll conquer the “to do” list and relax…


Eventually...


Right?

Saturday, August 16, 2025

Wrapping Up Summer [RANT]

This week’s offering on substack was free for all because I felt like it. I also feel like I need to write more fiction, yet here I am typing up a travelogue of my week. It started out mellow with church and family time.

Monday was less mellow. Having all three of my loves home resulted in lots of near misses. Most notably, my husband came rushing to the bathroom right after I told him I needed to pee. He was surprised to find me washing my hands. Apparently, I have created the expectation of being able to empty my bladder at the speed of sound. Maybe that is why I am so exhausted—trying to keep up with unrealistic expectations.

Maybe it is because my body woke me up at 6:30 in the morning on Tuesday and my brain decided I needed to stay awake even though I wanted to get a little more sleep before our big day at the water park. This was all of the girls in household’s first trip to a water park. Much to my shame, I did not contemplate the enclosed tunnels of the tube slide before talking my youngest into joining me on it. As soon as I realized how dark our short journey would be, she started screaming that it was too dark. Too late for me to do anything but try to comfort her and promise it would be over soon. She wouldn’t even try the lazy river with me after that. She did love leaping from lily pad to lily pad in another small pool with the assistance of a rope lattice and, of course, she adored the kiddie slides that she was almost too tall for. 

Her sister adored the tube slides. She kept running off and disappearing to go down them. I was not really surprised that my daredevil was into it. I may have been mildly amazed she was willing to carry a tube up four flights of stairs though. That kept me from going over and over again though the girls’ friend kept trying to convince me to go with her. Three of us did ride the family raft where the lifeguard informed me he hated his job. His opinion didn’t change when he accidentally slid down behind the group ahead of us and then had to run up the aforementioned four flights of stairs. I felt bad for him, but I had seen him flirting with some guests closer to his own age while we waited in line, so it wasn’t all bad.

My sweeties were disappointed when we rushed them out about fifteen minuted before closing. But we stopped at Wendy’s which perked them up and made my wallet happy. Be prepared to spend about as much on food as the ticket price for one person at a waterpark. Making happy kids can be expensive, but those smiles are so worth it. (So save up. Goodness knows I want to.)

On Wednesday, we decided to rest a little as our feet hurt from being on them for about eight hours while soaking in chlorinated water. We had some other friends over for board games and movies. They brought me veggies and meringues and peaches as hostess gifts, so clearly we should spend more time together. 

Thursday, I finally got to celebrate my birthday with a friend. We apparently only go to this one particular Mexican place for my birthday, which is a shame because the food is delicious. Fun was had though I probably spent way too much time talking about people who don’t treat me well. I punctuated it with stories of fun with my cuties though, so maybe I wasn’t as big of a pain as I fear I was.

Hope your week was enjoyable and your feet don’t hurt.

Friday, June 13, 2025

Burdens and New Projects [RANT]

As my readers know, I am never short on things to obsess over. Even if it doesn’t happen to be Friday the 13th and I didn’t find a shirt with cats dressed as ghosts to wear in celebration, my life always has a certain bustle to it.

All my mom friends are nodding in understanding right now, particularly those who don’t homeschool their kids. Who doesn’t appreciate teachers more when we find ourselves as the sole providers of entertainment, direction, food, and education all day every day for three months? My daughters benefit from a consistent schedule, so I worked one out in my head. Then I wrote it down on paper. Then I posted it on a dry erase board, so they know what my expectations are? We are on day five of this fun experiment. 

They haven’t fought me as much as I thought they would. I think this is because I give them a whole hour to play outside (if the weather permits) in the morning and then give them ample free time in the afternoon for watching movies and playing. I also outsourced science and social studies to the television because mama needs some time to clean and cook. (No matter how often my husband extols the virtues of our kitchen fairies, the only person I ever see tidying up in there is me and occasionally him putting a dish in the dishwasher with enough enthusiasm to make me feel I should throw a parade.) 

They have, however, started yelling at me if we end or start an activity a minute before or after the posted time. This has made me aware that all of our clocks are on the exact same time. They also get easily off task when daddy pops down for a snack. How dare he be so irresistible?

The Bananarama song “Cruel, Cruel Summer” has been ear worming me this morning. June is determined to make me sad. I was wasting time on Facebook when I should have been sleeping and saw an obituary for a friend of mine. This friend is a decade younger than me and seemed to be getting her life back on track after it got derailed by a divorce. She was reclaiming her life in record time, too, and her resilience is one of the reasons so many loved her. I have seen clickbait posts like this before, so I just closed Facebook and decided to hope for the best until morning.

Morning revealed, that this particular light had indeed gone out. I wasn’t as close to this amazing woman as I would have liked, but her posts tended to bring joy and hope to my life. She was always helping people, bragging about her adorable kids and pups, and sharing her latest ventures. She also shared stories about overcoming a troubled past. Honestly, I hope she knows she is amazing. I hope people don’t forget her stories and that others still find hope in how she overcame addiction.

I know her sister and mother and admire them as well. Along with other her siblings and friends who equate to family, she left three adorable kids behind. I hope they know they will see her again. I hope they know she wishes she would still hold them close and wipe away their tears.

Obviously, I have been trying not to be blubbery and sad this week. I mostly succeeded though I attended a memorial at an ice cream shop the other day and found myself fighting a lump in my throat. Unfortunately, bedtime arrived before the moment of silence, so I didn’t get to participate with others in a moment of silence. That might have been for the best. I would have probably melted myself with tears if I had been able to participate.

Then, this morning, I returned from my walk, which featured a podcast about burdens and how we can carry them better when yoked to someone else, specifically Jesus the Christ, to find out a dear friend had passed. She started out as my boss, but I couldn’t help but think of her as a friend. Her number one rule was “don’t hurt yourself”. She clearly understood the silliness of college students when motivated too carry heavy boxes and huge piles of books around the library.

In more recent years, she has brightened my feed with posts about helping others and her cats. Imagine how much her efforts brightened the lives of others. She supported causes to help assure healthy food for people throughout her community and, of course, the protection of animals. Clearly, she and I are kindred spirits. I just wish we could have shared tomato soup, Chinese food, and French fries a few more times in this life.

Send some positive energy out into the universe for the loved ones of my two friends and make sure you hug your loved ones and appreciate them in the moments we have.

In other news, it looks like this particular page might be more rants than fiction. I’ve moved my fiction to substack, where I intend to start paid subscriptions after I figure out how much would be reasonable to charge for approximately four posts a month. I can’t promise more than that until I shape up and motivate myself better. Think monetary appreciation will do it?


Friday, August 16, 2024

Chapter 18: Nature

Another offering for my faithful readers. I feel like I need to sleep more before I write, but when will I find that time?


Chapter 1: Nature
Chapter 2: Nurture
Chapter 3: Nurture
Chapter 4: Nurture
Chapter 5: Nature
Chapter 6: Nurture
Chapter 7: Nurture
Chapter 8: Nurture
Chapter 9: Nurture
Chapter 10: Nature
Chapter 11: Nature
Chapter 12: Nurture
Chapter 13: Nurture
Chapter 14: Nature
Chapter 15: Nurture
Chapter 16: Nurture
Chapter 17: Nature


How could the second day of school compare to the first? Nerves have settled. Connections have been renewed. New friendships might even have seeds planted in young hearts. And even so early in the year, some lucky kids already had something to look forward to each day. For some it was the chance to see friends. Others can’t wait to learn. Then there’s me, looking for my sister who wasn’t my sister though I felt I had known her since before she was born.


Maggie found me outside the school, so I could walk her to class. She declared this the best part of her day before we parted with a hug that reassured me she would feel exactly the same excitement on the last day of school. I returned her hug and offered a grin that mirrored her own. With one last backward glance, she disappeared into her classroom. I turned toward my own, ruminating on the expectations of a second day some more.


Teachers had been assessed. Seats had been claimed. A certain order had fallen into our young lives that summer never seemed able to offer. Of course, we weren’t orderly enough to already know the new schedule and expectations of a new classroom and a new teacher. 


Ms. Compton smiled at us from under her tight, dark curls as she gently rapped on her desk to attract our attention. Her sharp, dark eyes focused on those who didn’t immediately look up until she claimed the attention of even the most wandering minds.


“Silent reading time has ended. Not that you were as quiet as you could be, please focus on me now.”


As our minds followed our eyes to concentrate on her, a solid knock resounds from the open door. A tall slender figure stands just inside the doorframe with a smaller figure hiding in his shadow. A well-worn, dark suit hangs from his shoulders with folds of cloth speaking of weight lost since its purchase. He glanced around the room, smiling at the familiar faces that have now turned to us.


“If I may, Ms. Compton,” he gestured with his hand for an invitation to enter.


“Of course, Principal Johnson,” she smiled up at him.


He shambled into the room with his shadow slowly following in his wake. Even from my vantage toward the back of the room, his blue eyes startled me with their light shade. Shaggy golden hair fell like a fine mop over his forehead and covered them for a moment. He threw his head back to reveal those eyes once more, but he quickly tilted his gaze back toward the floor to avoid making eye contact with any of us.


The principal leaned in to whisper quietly to our teacher. She nodded understanding and turned back to the class. “We have a new student this year. Please get to know him and make him feel welcome. His name is…” she paused to look at him as her lip quirked upward, “Doll Lindquist.”


He frowned at her and turned pale, rebellious eyes toward the classroom as snickers erupted around me.


“You may sit in the empty seat next to Opera,” our teacher waved her hand magnanimously in my direction. “Raise your hand, Opera.”


I raised my hand reluctantly. Doll bobbed his head and shuffled toward me with whispered voices for theme music. The teacher turned her eyes back to the principal as he leaned in to say something more. I turned to whisper to my new neighbor.


“Your name is Doll?” I blinked as I met his unflinching gaze.


“It’s short for Rudolph. What of it?” He glared at me so severely that the chuckle in my throat stifled and faded away.


I cleared my throat and extended my hand, hoping to distract him from the shame coloring my cheeks. He grinned at me and took my hand in a firm handshake. I sighed at the implied acceptance of my unspoken apology.


“So your name is Opera?”


Now I tried not bristle at his teasing tone. “Yes, it is. What of it?”


“I like it,” he offered a shy smile.


As the teacher and principal continued their whispered discourse, other students found bravery.


“All the girls want to play with their doll,” the other boys chanted, “Especially Opera.”

 

“Cover your ears before she sings.” One of the boys chortled but no one joined in his gaiety, too dense to get it or too smart to laugh at such a poor insult.


I rolled my eyes at them and turned back to our conversation with a raised voice, “They’re just jealous.”


Ms. Compton cleared her throat. Then we realized the principal had stepped back out of the room. As if we practiced synchronicity, every student turned to face her, folding our hands in front of us on our desks.


She shook her head at us, “That was very rude of you. It is time to return to learning, but first I will remind you that we practice kindness in our classroom.”





Friday, October 13, 2023

Haunted House Party [FICTION]

“I’m so glad you finally saw reason and agreed to host the first of many haunting parties,” Glenda winked at me as she surveyed the spiderwebs hanging happily from any surface out of my reach and, honestly, most within my reach as well.

“Me, too! This place is too perfectly spooky to waste,” Rae flicked back a stray lock of jet black hair with a red-tipped nail.  


The chandelier flickered as a tentative knock sounded at the door. We exchanged looks and then Glenda and Rae watched me expectantly. I sighed.


“I guess it is my house,” I muttered as I pulled open the door.


The skinny figure on the other side of the door stopped biting her thin lips to flash me a huge smile. I smiled back before turning to look at Glenda who had been nothing but mean to Lacey since they first met. 


She shrugged and mouthed, “Later.”


I narrowed my eyes and shook my head at her as Rae stepped forward to grab Lacey’s hand and pull her into the foyer. Lacey seemed unaware of the manhandling as her eyes wandered over every surface with wonder and admiration.


“It’s almost like we’ve stepped back in time,” she murmured breathlessly.


“Or time stands still here for the ghost,” Glenda grinned at her.


Lacey’s eyes went wide and then sought out mine as she released a breathless whisper, “Ghosts?”


“Don’t worry. They only come for the naughty teenagers,” I looked pointedly at Glenda, who responded with rolled eyes and a rude hand gesture.


Then she turned abruptly and headed toward the kitchen, “I hope you have some spooky snacks to fortify us for ghost hunting tonight.”


I sighed and followed with Lacey and Rae so close at my heels that I may not have imagined their anxious breaths on my neck. As my small troop inspected my snack offerings and found them worthy of digging in, the itinerary for the evening got finalized.


“So when we have full tummies from all these yummy snacks, I vote we watch a scary movie,” Rae grinned over a concoction of pretzels coated in chocolate to look like a spider web.


“And then the ghost stories,” Glenda wiggled her eyebrows suggestively at me, “Or tales about the previous owners.”


“Sounds good,” I refused to let her rope me into this argument again.


She grinned and I crushed a sigh deep down inside my chest and grinned back. Rae and Lacey nibbled at some popcorn as they looked between the two of us, no doubt feeling the tension and waiting for the real show to begin.


Hours later, after getting our adrenaline flowing with not one but two scary movies, we opted to save our spooky tales for the following evening. If my guests hadn’t scared themselves out of making a weekend of it. I grinned at their backs as I followed them up the stairs. Another one of my friends volunteered to make a special treat for the next evening’s repast: a “corpse” made of deli meats and cheeses that looks disgustingly realistic.


We muttered our goodnights as Glenda and I slipped into my room and Rae and Lacey took the room down the hall. The house has six bedrooms, but I only have beds in two of them because that was how the house was furnished when I inherited. I tumbled into the queen bed in my room and Glenda sighed a little as she slips under the covers on the opposite side.


“You really need more beds.”


“No. I don’t.”


“Sleeping with you is weird.”


“You can sleep on the floor.”


“You need more beds.”


Now I sighed as I repeated, “No! I don’t!”


“You do if you are going to have friends over.”


“This is my first sleepover in the five years since this became my house. I think I’m good on beds.”


She sniffed derisively and rolled away from me. I rolled my eyes and mirrored her movements, snuggling into my pillow as sleep overwhelmed me.


I woke with a start, sitting up and taking in the sounds around me. Nothing sounded off. Wondering what roused me, I reached out for Glenda and found an empty space where she had been.


“Glenda? Where are you?” I whispered.


Getting no response, I slipped out of bed and padded to the doorway. The door hung slightly open, so I stepped into the hallway. A faint light filtered through a picture window at the end of the hall, revealing that I alone stood on the worn carpet leading off toward the stairs. I shuffled  resignedly down the hall, half-expecting to find Glenda sleeping on the couch downstairs.


The couch proved empty, but as I turn the corner toward the kitchen, I heard the fridge dispensing water and shuffled faster. As I rounded the doorframe, Glenda looked up at me with her eyes wide and mouth hanging open. That lasted for the two seconds it took to realize I was just me.


“Thirsty, too?” She asked glibly.


“No. Just wanted to make sure the ghosts didn’t get you.”


She rolled her eyes. “I wish they had. I came here for some excitement.”


I snorted. “I told you the house isn’t haunted. It’s just old.”


“We’ll see,” she offered cryptically before draining her glass and setting it in the sink. “Coming?”


“In a minute. Maybe I will have a glass of water.”


“Ta-ta,” she waved her fingers at me and tiptoed out of the room.


After finishing my own midnight libation, I crept back up the stairs. As I stepped onto the second floor landing, a noise turned my attention away from my own doorway which Glenda had left ajar. I turned toward the shuffling sound and peered into the darkness. In the ethereal light of the picture window, it resembled an unruly sack of laundry. As it shuffled forward, I noted that it was about as tall as Glenda and encased in a skin of rough burlap material.


“Glenda, knock it off,” I muttered waving off her theatrics.


“Huh?” Glenda’s voice filtered sleepily out of my room.


I stared at the creature for a moment. Then the door to my room opened wider and Glenda peered out into the hallway. Seeing the creature, she squealed and slammed the door shut. I glanced at the door of the room where Rae and Lacey presumably slept on but didn’t want to risk finding it locked as the creature shuffled toward me. I pondered my options only briefly before stepping back onto the stairs.


Unbelievably, the creature followed me to the stairs. Without eyes, maybe it didn’t see that the floor drops off, but then how did it know where I was? I paused on the bottom step to stare up at it as it slowly shambled to the edge of the top step. It stopped and I let out a relieved sigh. The sound spurred it forward and it shuffled over the top step.


As it tumbled forward, the burlap tore. I started to laugh but it died halfway up my throat as dozens of glowing orbs poured out of the tear. The burlap collapsed to the stairs but those orbs came right for me. I ducked down and noticed a two by four leaning against the wall from my last redneck repair effort. I grabbed it up and stood up, ready to do battle with whatever horror had been unleashed in my home.


As the first orb neared me, I knocked it out of the park—or at least out of the foyer. It bounced off the nearest wall and fell to the ground. I repeated this maneuver with the next couple of round creatures. Then they caught on that I was not an easy target and began floating upward toward the ceiling. When they reached the solid wooden beams, they shimmered and disappeared. The ones I knocked to the floor came to and followed the others. As my eyes followed their trajectory, I saw my friends leaning over the banister with a eyes filled with a mix of wonder and terror.


“Believe in me,” the last floating orb beseeched before floating up to join its friends in passing through the ceiling.





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Hopefully, this tale satisfies all those Friday the 13th needs to be disturbed. 

Friday, September 22, 2023

Purloined Pants [FICTION]

A muffled chortle pulled me out of a rather pleasant dream. I rolled over and stretched luxuriously. I felt more refreshed than I had in a long time until the noise manifested again. Muffled giggling drew me to the window. As I drew back the curtain, I gasped in surprise. Standing outside my window, my favorite pants hug the hips of someone besides me. As I looked into her familiar face, she lowered the eyelid of one of her dark eyes.

“Seriously,” I grumbled, opening the window and climbing over the sill.


“Eek,” she exclaimed and started running down the street.


“Sienna, come back here with my pants,” I called out, already breathless as I started my pursuit.


We thumped along half a block, sending a couple dogs out for their morning walk into choruses of barking. Curse words followed as windows slammed in our wake. Then Sienna’s luck ran out. My lovely, pink polyester hiphuggers stopped hugging her hips and took a dive for the pavement under her feet. In so doing, they tangled around her ankles and she pitched forward. The thing about Sienna in my pants was that she has always been about half my size, so it was a miracle she ran as far as she did before they foiled her escape.


I barely stopped myself from joining her facedown in front of my neighbors. As I reached her, I slowed down and knelt beside her. “I bet you’re glad you kept your own pants on.”


“A little bit.”


“So why did you decide to sneak into my house and steal my pants?”


She giggled again. Then she hiccuped. But the burp made me painfully aware of where she looked to make decisions this morning. I sighed and helped her up. Luckily, neither she nor my pants seemed injured.


“Come on,” I said. “You can sleep it off at my house.”


“My hero.” She giggled again, leaning on me as I nodded apologetically at all the neighbors who had come out to view our walk of shame.


“Nice pajamas,” my elderly neighbor winked at me as I guided Sienna up my stairs.


Looking down, I blushed and picked up speed, dragging my friend and my nighttime attire out of sight.